A Joke

Comic Sans walks into a bar and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve your type here".

Hahaha, best thing I've heard for days.

Lovebirds

Apparently, lovebirds die when they are alone. Someone told me that they had them as pets once, and when one of their lovebirds died, the other one just had something like a heart attack and died a few moments afterwards. They said they only have one mate in their lifetime as well, which is why they’re called lovebirds.

I looked lovebirds up on wikipedia but it doesn’t say anything about the dying part; but if this is true, then that would be quite amazing.